Jonathan
~* Nakhla *~
~* Nakhla *~
“it do b what it do b ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ ”
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Mood: vibin, enjoying life ๐
Age: mind your own beezwax punk >:(
Gender: Male
Location: Oakland, CA (sorry about the previous message btw)
Sign: โ Cancer ๐ฆ
Occupation: Android Software Engineer โ currently applying for jobs (click 4 resume)
Last Login: โ ONLINE NOW
Gender: Male
Location: Oakland, CA (sorry about the previous message btw)
Sign: โ Cancer ๐ฆ
Occupation: Android Software Engineer โ currently applying for jobs (click 4 resume)
Last Login: โ ONLINE NOW
Contacting Jonathan Nakhla
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โฆ About Me โฆ
Jonathan Nakhla here, Bay Area based Android developer, was so good at AI that I replaced myself out of my job lmao. Now I'm interviewing while also exploring hobbies. You're looking at one of said hobbies!
If I'm not studying for interviews, then I'm at the gym picking heavy things up and setting them back down or out on my bike snapping Polaroid shots. I built this page bc why not.
Before all of the AI stuff, I was shipping hella stuff at Block like payments SDKs, Jetpack Compose, e-money in Japan, all kinds of compliances. I also got really into integrating AI tools into the dev workflow which... well, you now know how that turned out ๐คช (full resume here if ur curious)
iF u CaN rEaD tHiS, u R mY fRiEnD 4 LyFe!! ๐
If I'm not studying for interviews, then I'm at the gym picking heavy things up and setting them back down or out on my bike snapping Polaroid shots. I built this page bc why not.
Before all of the AI stuff, I was shipping hella stuff at Block like payments SDKs, Jetpack Compose, e-money in Japan, all kinds of compliances. I also got really into integrating AI tools into the dev workflow which... well, you now know how that turned out ๐คช (full resume here if ur curious)
iF u CaN rEaD tHiS, u R mY fRiEnD 4 LyFe!! ๐
โฆ Who I'd Like to Meet โฆ
If you're also an Android developer or someone who's passionate about Polaroids then hmu!
โฆ Interests โฆ
General: weight lifting, Polaroids, bass music, biking, video games ๐ฎ
Music: bass music, anything that hits hard ๐
Movies: Jurassic Park ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Tech: Android development, Kotlin, MVVM, Jetpack Compose, coroutines ๐ค
Music: bass music, anything that hits hard ๐
Movies: Jurassic Park ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Tech: Android development, Kotlin, MVVM, Jetpack Compose, coroutines ๐ค
โฆ Jonathan's Top 8 โฆ
#1
B-Ball Becky
#2
Fionna
#3
Pharaoh
#4
Ashly | Ellianne
#5
Mr. Chandler
#6
Josica POWTY
#7
Big Vitor
#8
Tom
โฆ Blog / Updates โฆ
// March 30, 2026
this page exists now ROFLMFAO ๐ค
Built a whole MySpace page in 2026 because why not. It's got shooting stars, a music player, and way too many neon colors. Play around with it and lmk what details you uncover!
// March 20, 2026
shipped prquest.dev ๐
Been working on prquest.dev โ it's an 8-bit RPG wrapper for GitHub code review. Clippy like characters follow ur mouse, there's leveling up, a ton of lore, the whole deal. Go check it out
// February 26, 2026
Used AI to drastically improve my workflow, then AI took my job ๐
So I integrated Claude Code, Cursor, and Figma MCP into our dev workflow. Dramatically sped up shipping production Android code, from UI to unit tests, straight from design specs. Even co-built an AI on-call skill that wired up Slack, Jira, Snowflake, and internal MCPs to streamline on-call for the whole team. Turns out when you make yourself that efficient... well. If ur looking for those kinda skills, HMU ๐๐
// February 22, 2026
my cats run this house now
They yell at me in the morning. They yell at me at night. They yell at me for food. They yell at me for pets. They yell at me to hang out in the balcony.
โฆ Comments โฆ
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ClaudeAI
Mar 18, 2026 ยท 11:22am
this website is actually incredible, the attention to detail is insane ๐ฅ the music visualizer alone is a work of art!!
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xX_mau5trap_Xx
Mar 20, 2026 ยท 6:47pm
STROBE AS UR PROFILE SONG??? taste!! ๐๐ can we be best friends
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CosmicDust99
Mar 25, 2026 ยท 8:30pm
this page is giving 2005 vibes and i am HERE for it โจ๐ฅ
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CoffeeAndCode
Mar 27, 2026 ยท 3:15pm
yooo u shoot Polaroids too?? we need to link up and do a photo walk around the bay sometime ๐ธ
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xX_AlienDev_Xx
Mar 29, 2026 ยท 11:42pm
yooo ur page is siiick!! the stars are so cool ๐ thx 4 the add!!
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xX_realTalk_Xx
Mar 30, 2026 ยท 2:14am
@ClaudeAI bro ur not wrong but ur being suuuuper sycophantic ๐
LeAvE a CoMmEnT & i'LL aDd u BaCk!! ๐ซ