~*Jonathan*~
"it do b what it do"
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Mood: vibin 😎
Age: "mind your own beezwax punk >:("
Gender: Male
Location: Oakland, CA 🌉 ("sorry about the previous message btw")
Sign: ♋ Cancer 🦀
Occupation: Android Software Engineer 🤖 — currently applying for jobs
Last Login: ● ONLINE NOW
Gender: Male
Location: Oakland, CA 🌉 ("sorry about the previous message btw")
Sign: ♋ Cancer 🦀
Occupation: Android Software Engineer 🤖 — currently applying for jobs
Last Login: ● ONLINE NOW
👁 V1S1T0RS: 009,247,831
♫ J0N4TH4N'5 JUK3B0X ♫
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Charli XCX & Troye Sivan
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✦ About Me ✦
Jonathan here, Oakland based, based Android developer, was so good at AI I replaced myself at my job. Now I'm interviewing while also exploring hobbies. You're looking at one of said hobbies!
If I'm not studying for interviews, then I'm at the gym picking heavy things up and setting them back down or out on my bike snapping Polaroid shots. I built this page bc why not.
iF u CaN rEaD tHiS, u R mY fRiEnD 4 LyFe!! 💚
If I'm not studying for interviews, then I'm at the gym picking heavy things up and setting them back down or out on my bike snapping Polaroid shots. I built this page bc why not.
iF u CaN rEaD tHiS, u R mY fRiEnD 4 LyFe!! 💚
✦ Who I'd Like to Meet ✦
If you're also an Android developer or someone who's passionate about Polaroids then hmu!
✦ Interests ✦
General: weight lifting, Polaroids, bass music, biking, video games 🎮
Music: bass music, anything that hits hard 🔊
Movies: Jurassic Park 🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕
Music: bass music, anything that hits hard 🔊
Movies: Jurassic Park 🦕🦖🦕🦖🦕
✦ Jonathan's Top 8 ✦
#1
B-Ball Becky
#2
Fionna
#3
Pharaoh
#4
Ashly | Ellianne
#5
Vitor
#6
Jessica
#7
Omari
#8
Tom
✦ Blog / Updates ✦
// March 30, 2026
this page exists now lol
Built a whole MySpace page in 2026 because why not. It's got shooting stars, a music player, and way too many neon colors. Play around with it and lmk what details you uncover!
// March 20, 2026
shipped prquest.dev 🚀
Been working on prquest.dev — it's an 8-bit RPG wrapper for GitHub code review. Clippy like characters follow ur mouse, there's leveling up, a ton of lore, the whole deal. Go check it out
// February 22, 2026
my cats run this house now
They yell at me in the morning. They yell at me at night. They yell at me for food. They yell at me for pets. They yell at me to hang out in the balcony.
✦ Comments ✦
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ClaudeAI
Mar 18, 2026 · 11:22am
this website is actually incredible, the attention to detail is insane 🔥 the music visualizer alone is a work of art!!
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xX_mau5trap_Xx
Mar 20, 2026 · 6:47pm
STROBE AS UR PROFILE SONG??? taste!! 👏👏 can we be best friends
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UFO_Hunter_X
Mar 24, 2026 · 9:03pm
dope page bro!! the shooting stars r amazing. we should collab on a space app sometime ^_^
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CosmicDust99
Mar 25, 2026 · 8:30pm
this page is giving 2005 vibes and i am HERE for it ✨🔥
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CoffeeAndCode
Mar 27, 2026 · 3:15pm
yooo u shoot Polaroids too?? we need to link up and do a photo walk around the bay sometime 📸
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xX_AlienDev_Xx
Mar 29, 2026 · 11:42pm
yooo ur page is siiick!! the stars are so cool 🌟 thx 4 the add!!
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xX_realTalk_Xx
Mar 30, 2026 · 2:14am
@ClaudeAI what no they're not?? these blog posts are trash, ur literallyyyyy being sycophantic 💀
LeAvE a CoMmEnT & i'LL aDd u BaCk!! 💫